bill o'reilly is a douchebag

THIS POST WILL BE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO TAKE IT OFF FROM THE AIM CHAT.

I WILL NOW OPENLY ADMIT THAT I THINK THAT GOKEY IS SEMI-ATTRACTIVE AND I WANT ALL YOU BENCHES TO POST SOME PICS. I KNOW THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME OF YOU OUT THERE THAT AGREE WITH ME. COME ON. FESS UP.

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Who should the Idols be interviewed by?

lovingrevenge wrote in ontd_ai Jun 15, 2009 23:35

Stephen Colbert just mentioned Adam in his opening monologue! He started talking about what he had missed while he was in Iraq, and said that the only thing that happened was Adam coming out... and then did his Colbert thing by shouting: NO WAY, DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! (not very original or funny, kinda surprising coming from Colbert! But then his ( Read more... )

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The Power of Glambert and Pocket Idol

amproof wrote in ontd_ai Jun 11, 2009 02:01

A few days ago we heard tell of this great post from a Christian blogger about the wonder and goodness of Kradam.

I was reading it today and came across a comment that I found incredibly moving:

( I am a changed woman partly because of Adam Lambert )

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Keith Olbermann talks about Adam

commieprincess wrote in ontd_ai Jun 09, 2009 20:30

Don't pretend you're too cool for a story about American Idol, Keith. We can tell you're extremely interested in that snake.

(If the embed doesn't work, go here.)

ETA: #embedfail. Also, I am delurking with this post, hi! I might have gone a bit crazy with tags.

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Please help cure my boredum. :|

sarah3000 wrote in ontd_ai Jun 08, 2009 23:35

Yo, benches! Long time lurker here. *waves*
I haven't seen this video on here -- or anywhere for that matter -- so I thought I'd post it. I love Guillermo & find this insanely hilarious. (:
( Videos Hurrrrr )

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Kris and Adam like to freakdance. Yes, they do.

fuskeez wrote in ontd_ai May 31, 2009 02:48

It's late and I can't sleep. And I got tired of waiting for Slezak to make me happy, so I decided to re-watch the finale episode. I got to the "So What" performance and found out that apparently Adam totally molested Kris when I wasn't paying attention.

( I got my rock moves... )

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SEXY FACE ON HUCKABEE RIGHT NOW

unsung_song wrote in ontd_ai May 30, 2009 20:23

That is if you're willing to forgive your morals like I did.

P.S. YOU WILL BE MY BENCH FOREVER IF YOU GET ME AN MP3 OF YESTERDAYjoannacullen owns everything. TYVM BB!

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